The Night with the Cockroach

I cannot remember the last time i saw a cockroach in the house. But i saw one today and is god damn big!

First Sighting -> At the wall in the living room
Immediate action -> Wife Scream, Husband go get Bygone and SPRAAAAAAY…..
Effect -> Cockroach start to fly and wife run to balcony husband went to room and close door

after 30 sec…

Wife :Where’s the cockraoch?
Husband shouted : Dont know ey.
Wife say : issit at your back ?
Husband open door, : ” u check “
Wife say ” is on your shorts… “

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Next Sighting -> On the Piano , Cockroach almost dead.
A few more sprays of bygone, cockroach lie dead.

Damn shack